More from our fascist overlords

A hat tip to Devil's Kitchen for this one:

Shoppers buying alcohol at the supermarket face a 'walk of shame' to a dedicated checkout counter. The plan is being drawn up by ministers to extend their control over people's lives still furter.

Actually, I edited the second sentence, but as the Left would say in other circumstances, it is "fake but true".

Personally, I don't think these proposals go far enough. Here are some more exciting proposals, well in keeping with the 'Progressive Liberal' cultural march:

• People who want to buy a bottle of wine at the supermarket should have the word 'paedo' tattooed on their forehead.
  
• People who want to buy a couple of bottles of Old Arsewipe to enjoy on the patio on a warm summer's evening should be pelted with manure by specially trained wankers employed by the state.
  
• Cider should be permitted for sale in only one supermarket in the UK, one specially built at the north end of North Uist (residents of Scotland will only be permitted to travel here via Basingstoke).
  
• Alcohol consumption should be further encouraged in bars in the Houses of Parliament by more enormous public subsidy (How did this one get in, shurely shome mishtake?)
  

Then, only then, will this country become what it truly can be - a joyless, socialist state full of people spying on each other. Oh yes.