How caring government works

buy an enormous home you cannot afford, and you'll get a two year loan backed by the state at your current mortage rate.

Get into difficulties through no fault of your own, and you can get a loan from the state at an easy to afford interest rate of between 12.68% and 26.8%.

See, Labour cares about the poor. It's the evil Toreees who don't. Spin this one, Polly, you hypocrite.